Top 75+ Secret Santa gift ideas for Christmas 2023

A secret Santa gift that will allow him to go see his favorite comedians throughout France without you taking the risk of offering him a show he doesn’t like. It is valid for 3 years and 3 months, so you have plenty of time to use it.

You will discover workshops to be carried out throughout France alongside artisans to do a lot of manual activities: flower arrangement, pottery, woodworking, perfume creation, beer making… Well, Of course, you will leave with your creation.

The illusion is perfect but we confirm that it is only rice puffed with chocolate and matcha tea. An unusual Secret Santa gift that will certainly win you the award for best gift!

This special secret Santa box lets you choose from 1,300 experiences: wine tasting, facial treatment, virtual reality session…

A game which includes 50 pointless debates, to liven up future evenings and above all, to give good topics for conversation if he is dry. A secret Santa gift idea that will save him from many situations!

A Secret Santa gift full of nostalgia with chocolates from the 80s (Yes, Galak, Nussini, Nuts and many others). We hope you can taste it.

Before you would have just offered socks, well, not great. Today you made progress: socks, with your big head on them. Hi-lla-rant.

It’s already pretty annoying but there is still room for improvement. With this secret Santa, pissing off his colleagues will no longer have any secrets for him.

A secret Santa gift idea that will allow him to know the weather up to 2 days in advance. Well he can have it on his phone but it’s still more stylish that way.

This book brings together 70 hikes across France, which range from one hour to six hours and which all end near a brasserie or bistro for the well-deserved tasting!

The cracker contains 20 prints of the photos of your choice, a deck of cards and a 100% winning golden scratch ticket. A real Secret Santa gift full of surprises!

It’s tradition, everyone must have their Christmas sweater! And the uglier it is, the better. It’s up to you to personalize it to make it as annoying as possible.

If you have other gifts to give, check out our Top Ugly Christmas Sweaters.

We see you petanque purists coming! Well, the goal is above all to be able to play indoors. Have you already tried with traditional balls? Well when it’s done we’ll see you here.

The smallest vegetable garden in the world! You will have the choice between basil, mint or thyme and the irrigation system is automatic so normally, it should grow and not die.

This isn’t just any puzzle since it changes color every time you touch it. It can become a real puzzle, perfect if you want to test the patience of your secret santa.

You will have the choice between several leather bookmarks with small humorous messages. A touch of humor for a secret Santa gift is bound to be a success!

That will give him something to piss off everyone around him at work.

A great Secret Santa gift idea if you don’t know the person well. The box includes 2 magnetic sponges and a suction cup so you can hang the sponges anywhere.

We say “whiskey stones” but it can go in any drink, it replaces ice cubes. It would be stupid to force yourself to drink only whiskey…

The toilet is always one of people’s favorite rooms. So you might as well install a golf course there to spend even more time there. Chic and refinement for this secret Santa gift.

It’s the same principle as a bath bomb except that it goes into a bowl of hot milk and reveals little marshmallows. The most delicious secret Santa gift ever!

You don’t need to be a lot to make raclette or have space on the table! With this secret Santa gift, all he has to do is light a candle for the magic to happen and the cheese to flow freely!

A gift not far from magic, the flower will unfold upon contact with hot water. And if you didn’t know, peony flower makes it easier to fall asleep and prolongs sleep. Time for relaxation!

Whatever game you choose, he will have to solve a puzzle in less than 60 minutes to escape! A great secret Santa gift idea, especially if you don’t know the person well.

Thanks to this Secret Santa gift, his vocabulary will be much richer and insults will be able to fly without anyone understanding and therefore taking it badly.

A book to highlight your personality.

Not sure there’s a need for suggestions on how to screw up a family dinner but just in case it goes too well. A secret Santa gift that will set a good mood!

It may be too late but if it’s not yet the case, this book will give him all the tips to avoid becoming a big asshole.

A secret Santa gift that will entertain the gallery in the evening while recycling the capsules.

A magic pill that will turn his excrement into purple, red, yellow or green glitter. A rainbow bird is crazy.

We specify that it is just for the valve, of course we do not recommend telling him to eat them.

Is there really a better Secret Santa gift than a pillow with your head on it? Yes, but it’s funny.

You will have the choice between several sizes to offer him his pet penis. A plush toy that is both cute and scary.

A name that rhymes with conviviality. More seriously, and in all objectivity, it’s the FUNNIEST game in France.

Marie-Elizabeth, in the form of cocks, it’s super funny, isn’t it?

A great way to enhance your bank card. It’s also THE secret Santa gift that will make him like him, for a change.

A cup that sums up its character well in the morning: nothing to report from the outside, from the inside, it’s an epicenter of bad mood.

No reason why bald people shouldn’t have their own “hairbrush” too. She will give him a shiny skull that everyone will dream of kissing.

It will become the most stylish way to open your bottle.

The ideal gift if you have “subtle” messages. to pass.

If you have other messages to send, check out our article on the best personalized gifts.

You can trust the best sellers if you don’t know his tastes and if you do, you will make the best secret Santa gifts! Finally at least one gift that won’t be left lying around