There are plenty of words to designate breasts because they have always unleashed the strongest, but also the purest, passions. Whether small breasts or big breasts, we love them all and we decided to pay tribute to them, in this top dedicated to them.
Perfect breasts
They are perfect. there is nothing else to say. They are perfect. They hold each other. They smile. Never one word higher than the other. Always polite, always friendly, always good-natured. Dairy products are our friends for life.
Tiny breasts with pointed nipples
Very small, very cute, you don’t even need a bra, fit the palm of a large hand, perfect for vacations, extraordinarily portable.
Big breasts with inverted nipples
A form of offering delivered to perpetual excitement. “You have big eyes, you know.”
Round breasts that stand on their own
It seems that the sphere is the most perfect shape. Round breasts have enough good nature not to ask the question, despite their propensity to question the world.
Breasts redone
Looking to the future with the confidence of those who know where they are going, towards silicone valley. Imperfect copies of the previous ones.
The breasts that say shit to each other
The divergence of internal views attracts convergent views. This is the great paradox, what do you want? The inter-chest furrow recalls the estuary of the Rio de la Plata, in Buenos Aires. We travel. For cheap.
The breadboard
Special ‘broke’ dedicated to Jane Birkin. Substantial savings made in the bra section.
Breasts looking at their feet
Well, you shouldn’t look all sad like that! We can at any time consider therapy in several sessions to regain the desire to live. Come on, let’s calm down, let’s look to the future.
Flat breasts
Revealers of a square personality and well-rounded ideas. Flat breasts are worn in all circumstances in pixelated meetings.
Funny breasts
The assurance of having an excellent evening. Take different forms, all inviting fun. If the funny tits start a ventriloquism act, skip your turn.
Find our selection of the best objects on boobs to continue to pay tribute to them and which will be useful to you if you are looking for a beau gift. But if you think it’s also important to desecrate women’s breasts a little, find the best jokes about breasts.
