A drunken weekend with friends, drinks, laughs and bam slipping into salacious jokes, with the harder version of pince-mi pince moi featuring “Melon et Melèche”… Great fans of short and pointless jokes will appreciate the finesse of these riddles. From the great art of rhetoric and pun management, here are some of their most beautiful adventures.
Melon and Melèche are in history class
Melon studies Rome and Melèche Gaul.
Melon and Melèche prepare a cassoulet
Melon cooks the beans and Melèche the sausage
Melon and Melèche play golf
Melon aims for the flag and Melèche the hole (Charly)
Melon and Melèche are two idiots
Melon is an idiot and Melèche is a dick (Yves)
Melon and Melèche are stung by a bee
Melon removes the venom and Melèche the sting (Clix)
Melon and Melèche eat chicken
Melon takes the thigh and Melèche the rump (Mixo)
Melon and Melèche by boat
Melon fishes for tuna and Melèche for skates (Duo Yves & Charly)
Melon and Melèche prepare a salad
Melon cuts the tomatoes and Melèche the cucumber (Ju)
Melon and Melèche eat ice cream
Melon takes the cornet and Melèche the balls (Clix)
Melon and Melèche work at EDF
Melon installs the cables and Melèche the pylon (duo Charly & Yves)
Melon and Melèche in Italy
Melon prepares the sauce and Melèche the noodle (Ju)
Melon and Melèche in a pet store
Melon takes the female dog and Melèche the pussy (duo Clix & Manue)
Melon and Melèche go to church
Melon seeks the priest and Melèche the Saints.
Melon and Melèche play pétanque
Melon throws the jack and Melèche the balls.
Melon and Melèche sleep under the stars
Melon looks at the stars and Melèche at the moon.
If this laughter wasn’t enough for you, you can always slap yourself on the thigh with the best redneck jokes or roll on the floor with the worst uncle jokes. And you, what are your favorite melon melèche?
Written by Manue (and the basile gang), giddy without her hat, but in leather boots…
