Are you looking for a fun and funny riddle to play with adults or children? You are in the right place, and what’s more, we give you the answers. For your beautiful eyes (or your eyes at all, after all we’ve never seen them), here are a hundred funny riddles worthy of the best Dad Jokes competitions. Get ready to hold your sides and giggle endlessly.
What is the lowest note in music?
Fa, because it is under the ground.
Why do divers dive backwards?
Because if they dove forward they would fall into the boat.
What do two snowmen say to each other as they pass each other?
“Don’t you think it smells like carrots today? »
How does the baker store his pain au chocolat?
In ascending order.
Four elephants are in a car. Which one leads?
The one who has the license.
What has 118 eyes and 7 teeth?
A bus full of elderly people.
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints.
How many times have people thrown themselves from the top of the Eiffel Tower?
Only once each.
Why can’t a farmer marry a girl named Claire?
Because the farm would kill Claire.
Which animal has three humps?
A camel that got bumped.
What is the best cloth for cleaning windows?
The checkered cloth.
What is white, black, yellow, white and black?
Two zebras fighting over a banana.
A turtle says to a fox:
– “I’m sure I can beat you in the 100 meters even if I start 200 meters behind you!” »
Is it possible ?
No, it’s impossible: animals don’t talk.
What is a strawberry doing on a horse?
Tagada tagada
Where are the ducks hiding?
In nooks and crannies.
What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left?
Your left hand.
Why throw your computer into the sea?
To surf the net.
What is a pocketknife?
A little fine.
What is the call of the grouper?
The bignole grouper
What do you call a clairvoyant who reads powdered sugar?
An extra carbohydrate.
Why do elephants wear dark glasses?
To go unnoticed.
What is an owl doing in a saucepan?
Owl
What do you call a boomerang that you throw but doesn’t return?
A hanger.
What do you call a bouncing plane?
A Boing.
What do two plants do when they meet?
They’re going to have a drink.
What’s making vroom vroom under the earth?
A mole on a scooter.
How do you recognize a cannibal?
He eats little Swiss
How do you recognize a cow doctor?
She wears white dung.
What does a hazelnut say when it falls into the water?
I’m nuts.
What is blue and smells like green paint?
Blue paint.
What is yellow and indicates north?
A banana that looks like a compass.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to have the clock repaired.
What is the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
It’s the same thing…
What are the two most intelligent animals?
Deer-calf
What does a lamp do when it is attacked?
She screams at LED
Why does Santa Claus have a white beard?
So that we don’t confuse him with Little Red Riding Hood.
What is Teddy Riner’s favorite drink?
Water juice.
What is the Spanish’s favorite coffee?
The Olé café
What does a kangaroo say when asked how his exam went?
It’s in the pocket !
What do you call a dog that sells medicine?
A pharmacist.
What is a demonstration of the blind?
A Cannes festival
Why do sheep like chewing gum?
Because it’s good for wool.
Why do frogs like to stick their butts in the water?
To have a clear line.
How do you leave a casino with a small fortune?
We enter with a big fortune.
What is black and white and goes “pee pee”?
A cow imitating a chick.
Why does the shallot say “Hello?”
Because garlic-phone.
How do you prevent cheese from leaking?
We teach him to swim.
Why do some fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Which animal has the most teeth?
The small mouse.
What is a penguin who tells jokes on stage?
A One Penguin.
A submarine collides with a goldfish that came from its left. Who is at fault?
The submarine, because it had no place in a goldfish bowl.
What does a rapper say when he enters a cheese factory?
Make brie!
Why do we put a saddle on a horse?
Because if you put it under it, it falls.
What is the last straw for a dragon?
Not daring to declare your love.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet stink.
Where do pigs come from?
Of the four snouts of the world.
What does an orange say to an apple?
Nothing, the fruits don’t speak.
What is transparent, what is light and what smells like carrots?
A rabbit fart.
What does an elephant eat when he goes to a restaurant?
It takes up space.
What does Plato do when he gets itchy?
He Socrates
Why sleep with a full glass and an empty glass on your bedside table?
There’s one in case you’re thirsty, and one in case you’re not.
How does the owl know that her husband is being upset?
Because Hi-sulks
How do you see that an elephant has entered a fridge?
To the footprints he left in the butter.
What is a hamster in space?
A hamsteroid
What’s the worst for a cyclist?
To go on a no-stool diet.
What is orange and running?
A squeezed orange.
What is transparent and running in the fields?
A flock of windows.
What is the most common disease among wishbones?
The sinus
What is cannibals’ favorite food?
Croque monsieurs
What is a skeleton in a wardrobe?
Someone who won a game of hide and seek.
What is the currency of the sea?
The submarine.
What is the smallest prison in the world?
The bacteria, because it only has one cell.
What does half an orange look like?
The other half.
What is the height for a printed circuit?
To have fleas.
Why do beer bottles leak?
Because they know how to mix
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest peak on Earth?
Everest.
What is the animal that does toin-toin?
Duck.
What’s the last straw for a werewolf?
Being in a bad mood.
What do you call an all-terrain cat?
A cat-cat
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners make too much noise.
What does Spiderman do when he’s bored?
He’s going to make a canvas for himself.
Why does Harry Potter whisper?
Because Dumbledore
What is the height for a geo teacher?
To see a river follow its course.
What do you call a cat that puts out fires?
A cat afraid of a firefighter.
Why do Japanese people want to become horses?
Because they are already pony!
How do you know when a rat is happy?
He smiles.
What do you call an elevator in Japan?
By pressing the button.
Which animal can read the future?
The crystal hen.
What has black and white teeth and makes music?
A piano.
What is a vampire’s favorite number?
The 109.
How do bees communicate with each other?
By E-miel.
What is a bird that scratches only on one side?
A migratory bird
Why do you always have to take off your glasses during the breathalyzer test?
Because that’s still two drinks less.
Why do we put our hand above our eyes to look into the distance?
Because if we put it in front of our eyes we wouldn’t see anything.
How do elephants get down from trees?
They put on a leaf and wait for autumn.
What happened on January 1, 1983?
The new Year.
What is cement in a pot?
Wall jam.
What’s the fastest way to double your wealth?
By placing it in front of a mirror.
What do you call a hippopotamus that goes camping?
A seahorse.
What is the difference between Tintin and Snowy?
Snowy doesn’t have a dog.
Okay, haven’t you had enough? I understand. So go and tell yourself some funny jokes and, if you feel like a trucker, some redneck jokes.
And if you want to take it easy, check out the difficult puzzles. You will be served.
