Summer is just around the corner and with its scorching episodes comes the desire to flirt over a Spritz. For this we deliver to you in due form the best phrases for pécho, the good old funny (or not funny) disks, but also the redneck disks and sometimes the best pick-up lines in the cinema.
Your father is a thief: he stole all the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes
In the category of worst sentences that start with “your father”, this is the star.
Doesn’t your father make biscuits? Because you’re cute
Wouldn’t your name be Google? Because I find in you everything I am looking for
Isn’t your father a pilot? Because frankly you are a fighter plane!
After me I am against hunting.
If beauty were an era, you would be eternity
We are not gloves… And yet I think we would make a great pair!
Beauf alternative: “We are not testicles… And yet I think we would make a great pair! »
Excuse me, don’t you have the time? Because since I saw you, I lost track of time
If I had put 1 euro in my piggy bank every time I met a woman as beautiful as you, my fortune would today amount to… 1 euro
Poor Miskin.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I go through it a second time?
I have a big problem with my phone: your number is missing.
I think I have memory problems, because when I see you, I forget everything
We should arrest you for excessive beauty on the public highway
Wouldn’t your father work at Nintendo? Because you are a DS
I’m lost. Could you give me the path to your heart?
If a grain of sand meant I love you, I would offer you the Sahara
You bring me the same thing as cold tiles in summer: happiness
I know it’s hot but don’t blow my wind please
Isn’t your mother a parasol? Because your beauty overshadows others
You wouldn’t take it out of the fridge by any chance? Because you’re too fresh!
By far the best phrase for fishing in a heatwave.
“If I win, I can come to your house. If you win, you can come to my house.”
Steve Buscemi as Tommy Basilio (Trees Lounge)
Normally I’m a very good swimmer, but now I don’t understand, I’m drowning in your eyes.
People call me Stéphane, but you can call me tonight.
Obviously, this only works if your name is Stéphane. Don’t be stupid.
I wish I was blind so I could see you twice
If you were meat, you would be ready
We have to hope that we don’t have her period.
Good thing I have my library card because I really want to borrow you
It sucks but I’m happy that people still want to borrow books from libraries.
“You know, I don’t bite…unless I ask”
Audrey Hepburn as Regina Lampert (Charade)
Are you a bank loan? Because you have all my interest
Life without you is like a broken pencil…it looks bad
“I see you drink without sugar, is it because you think you’re fat? It’s not, you could drink normal if you wanted.”
Jon Heder as Napoleon Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)
Life with you is like a criterion… she always looks good
I wanted to push the metaphor further. Tell me if I’m too heavy.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it back
Did the sun just rise or did you just smile?
Do you know how to give mouth to mouth? Because you take my breath away
You are the espelette pepper of my insipid life
It makes you want…
I would love for your mother to be my mother-in-law
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”
Sean Connery as James Bond (You only live twice)
“Paris is very small for those who, like us, love each other with such great love.”
Wouldn’t you be a photon? Because you definitely light me up day and night
You are so beautiful that there is no need for a comma anymore
I suspect that you don’t kiss strangers, so here I am, introducing myself
Can I have your number ? I just realized I forgot mine
If you’re here, who takes care of heaven?
If I had to choose between a night with you or winning a million euros… I would choose the million euros… but frankly I would hesitate for at least 10 seconds
My love for you is like a cancer, it only gets bigger
Besides being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Can you help me ? Your body is 65% water and I’m very, very thirsty
Do you believe in love at first sight ? Because I just got electrocuted
Are you going to kiss me or should I lie to my diary?
I would like to be one of your tears, to be born in your eyes, to live on your cheeks, and to die on your lips
You are like a dictionary, do you add meaning to my life?
You remind me of a camera: every time I see you I smile
I bet you 20 euros that you’re going to rebuff me
Great technique for getting rich.
Is your name 4G? Because without you I no longer understand anything
Wouldn’t your father produce 2.6 g of CO2 per day and therefore not respect the Paris climate agreement at all? Because you make me melt
Wouldn’t your father work at McDonald’s? Because you’re Mc-gnificent
Wouldn’t your father be a teacher? Because you have great class
Your father wouldn’t have an oscilloscope? Because you have beautiful curves
Wouldn’t your father be generalissimo of the Indian army? Because you’re so hot
Wouldn’t your father be a locksmith? Because I believe he gave you the keys to my heart
Your father isn’t an aviator, by any chance? Because without dec’, you make me high
Wouldn’t your father work at Windows? Because frankly you made me bug
Hard for Windows which tries to do its best but oh well.
Wouldn’t you be a joint? You look so good
Don’t you have sunscreen? Because you irradiate me
Wouldn’t you like the conjugation? Because you are more than perfect
Well it only works for men but sorry actually.
Is your father Leonard Da Vinci? Because you are a true masterpiece
I wish I were your pajamas so I could sleep with you every night
Wouldn’t you be an emergency exit? Because you’re leaving me!
OK I’m not a genius, but I’m sure I can grant all your wishes
If you were a vacuum cleaner you would be a Dyson
Your blouse looks good on my eyes
Wow how are you? Didn’t you hurt yourself when you fell from the sky?
Even without lunar gravitation I will manage to fall in love with you
I just need to see you to end the dry spells
It was a friend who gave me this flirtatious phrase, but I didn’t understand what it meant…
I would like to be basket of your pickle jar
I would like to be the pan of your raclette
I would like to be the foot of your sock
Hey, it’s okay, let’s calm down.
Read this rebus: it is the name of the god to whom I must make offerings to hope to charm you
A super difficult approach, but I won’t judge.
= ass – udder – don. Frankly, it’s not one of the difficult puzzles.
Want to put on a diving suit and drown myself in your hair
If I believed in reincarnation, I would like to be your soap
You are the chocolate bar of a pain au chocolat
It’s not very well worded but the idea is there.
If you were an open wound I would like to be Betadine to disinfect you
My inspiration is starting to take off ALÈD.
You are more exciting than a notification announcing the price drop of an item of clothing on Vinted
When I see you I want to do adult things with you, like file my taxes
I am such one. unlit candle. Please turn me on!
I would like to be your annoying downstairs neighbor so that you have parties and that I come every time screaming because of the noise but that over the years you end up finding me attractive especially when I hit my ceiling with my broom and that one day you come and ask me if I don’t have milk and I will piss you off but a year later you will come and ask me for salt and I will say “ok for this time but not twice”
What are you doing tonight ? What about the next 50 years?
You wouldn’t be the letter “i” in “love” because without you life is bitter
Oh damn, my phone doesn’t work anymore, can you call me to see?
You wouldn’t be a squared function, because you have no negative points
Won’t you be a guillotine? Because you make me lose my mind
If you were pension reform I would like to use 49-3 to ignite your heart
Wouldn’t you be Italian? Because I would spend a thousand years with you
A thousand years like the city. Milan.
Wouldn’t you be French? Because I will spend Cholet well with you
Oh shit no it doesn’t work.
You are the chocolate from the bottom of my Cornetto
Wouldn’t you be a business? Because I would handle you well
I don’t understand why there isn’t a gift in your shape under the tree, but you were on my Christmas list
You are the battery charger for my electronic cigarette, I really want to plug you in
FAN
Feel free to kiss me if I’m wrong, but are we in 2013?
You are really the storage source that I would most like to insert into the central tower of my PC
You’re a cool floppy disk.
