Criticized, mocked, and too often neglected, redneck sentences are nevertheless often rich in flowery images. If you also want to talk like the super nice and funny pillar of the local PMU (if you don’t know how to distinguish them, we explain here how to spot a drunk bar), follow the guide! We predicted it: the redneck is the new hipster. Besides, you may not know it, but you may be one of them. To find out for sure, the best thing is to take the test: are you a redneck?
“My back teeth are loose.”
Translation: I’m afraid I pushed the cassoulet a little too hard.
“I’ll put the meat in the cloth.”
Translation: You won’t mind if I go and lie down for a moment?
“I’m going to cast a bronze.”
Translation: I feel an intense need to evacuate my bodily waste.
“You don’t have to twist your ass to shit straight.”
Translation: Let’s stop procrastinating unnecessarily.
“He doesn’t blow his nose on his elbow.”
Translation: Modesty is not his first quality.
“I have a cigar on the edge of my lips.”
Translation: I’m going to have to leave for a few minutes, it’s quite urgent.
“I’m going to break his hind legs.”
Translation: I can’t wait to be able to show him a little demonstration of my love.
“There are the English who are arriving.”
Translation: I regret to inform you that I am in the middle of my period.
“You shit in the glue, dude.”
Translation: Your clumsiness will ruin you, my brave Maurice.
“His ass is lined with noodles.”
Translation: That’s one hell of a lucky guy!
“There’s a ball in the soup.”
Translation: I’m afraid we’re facing a big problem.
“Like my balls, always between my paws.”
Translation: He’s nice, but clingy.
“In a good way, eh!”
Translation: Sorry, the housekeeper is on vacation.
“It’s like beating your ass on the ground.”
Translation: Your cassoulet is a constant delight, Aunt Josette.
“Lower your pants, I’m the pilot.”
Translation: I have a rather dominant temperament.
“You’re not going to shit an hourglass on us.”
Translation: Stop dramatizing the situation.
“You have trichina in your ham.”
Translation: Don’t be offended, but I think you’re being unreasonable.
“I broke my mouth.”
Translation: I accidentally fell.
If that’s not enough for you, we’ve also listed all the beef expressions for the aperitif. The opportunity to find out if you can speak beauf. And then if you want to perfect your humor you can also take a look at our redneck jokes to give more flavor to your discussions.
