What are the best supermarket beers? You voted thanks to this battle and we realize that democracy has its limits. So yes, we love you. Besides, we kiss you through the screen. And even if we could, we would all come and make love to you one by one. But every relationship has its moments of doubt, its moments of weakness, its disagreements. We must admit, the disagreement is substantial. So here is your top list of the best beers found in supermarkets ACCORDING TO YOU.
Leffe
Leffe me, leffe me love you… Sorry for this joke. But it was very tempting. Otherwise, yes, everyone likes Leffe, so its first place is not that surprising.
Karmeliet
The Karmeliet would still have deserved a better place.
Grimbergen
It’s okay, but everything is relative. We remind you that Einstein’s relativity equation is E=mc2. On the other hand, you don’t have to be the Einstein of beer to drink Grimbergen.
Hoegaarden
It’s a good beer for those who never drink it. Not too strong, not too many bubbles. In fact, if you add sugar, you can make lemonade.
Desperadoes
This is not to criticize, but still. HELLO ! Despé is the beer at high school parties when you start drinking or just people who “don’t want to drink too much so give me a despé and a papaya guava juice please”.
Guinness
Guinness is a dodgy beer, it still has a peculiar taste. But we like Guinness, we really like the small Irish villages in which we want to drink Guinness. And unicorns too, unicorns are beautiful.
La Goudale
Fortunately we added “the” at the end otherwise it would be cheese. Not very good either, because Gouda looks like plastic and it tastes like it. What do you mean I’m talking about cheese when we’re talking about beer? And you, I ask you if your grandmother rides a bike?
Corona
Corona has the advantage of having a festive name that immediately makes you want to dance the samba. But otherwise, we have nothing to say about it.
1664
Come on, a little anecdote because it’s you. During a lunch with Mitterrand, Jacques Chirac, Helmut Kohl and Tony Blair, Tonton asked his neighbors what, for them, were the major turning points in history? And Jacques Chirac responded “1664, Kronenbourg”. We have the presidents we deserve.
Affligem
Affligem is distressing. We just wanted to make this nice play on words. Admit all the same that it is not a bad find. Yes, we are at the end of our rope. But look at the rankings. Really, we can’t get over it. The whole world is in mourning.
Heineken
An average place for a beer that goes with everything, pleases everyone. Normal, it’s the best-selling beer in France. It’s not the best, but it’s not bad. Beer for football evenings.
Pelforth
It was in 1937 in the north of France that little Pelforth was born. We understand them, when we see the climate, they had better make beer to keep themselves busy. And to drink it to forget.
Edelweiss
However, Edelweiss is a pretty flower that grows on the mountainside. We see Heidi rolling around in it when she frolics through the Alps. We love Edelweiss. Plus it sounds good. We should call our children that.
Fischer
Did you know ? Emil Fischer is a German chemist, Nobel Prize winner in chemistry in 1902. No relation to beer. Especially since Fischer is Alsatian and Fischer is German. But at least you will be more cultured after reading this top.
Carlsberg
Did you know ? Carlsberg means “Carl’s Mountain” in Danish, Carl being the son of the founding brewer. Nothing to do with the slapping head of The Walking Dead then.
Kriek
A little taste of cherry which gives more the impression of drinking a strawberry charlotte than a beer. But OK…
Ch’ti blonde
This poor blonde Ch’ti who finds herself behind all these beers. The world is cruel.
Kronenbourg
Elected tramp beer since 1980, Kro takes eighteenth place. We don’t really know, we’ll let you judge this place.
Stella
La Stella nevertheless has one advantage: it does not cost much in bars. When you live in Paris and a pint costs €9, it’s a huge advantage.
33 Export
It is one of the first beer brands to be sold in plastic bottles. QED.
