It’s okay, the children are not behind your screen?
It’s the story of a guy who has 5 dicks.
His underwear fits him like a glove.
What smells like feet, ass and teuch at the same time?
Tights rolled into a ball.
This is the story of a zoophile who gains momentum.
This is the story of the beheaded eunuch
A story without head or tail.
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Do you know the sperm cry?
Well next time, instead of swallowing, you crunch.
It’s the story of two whores arguing.
It’s the story of a hair.
Before he was fine, now he is pubic.
What is the difference between a rapper and a camper?
The rapper fucks your mother and the camper sets up your tent.
Do you know the definition of a sexual imbalance?
He’s a guy who gets hard and falls forward.
A left buttock meets a right buttock:
“Don’t you think it stinks in the hallway? »
Variant : “It’s going to suck between us. »
What do you call a statue condom?
A clay hood.
This is the story of the dwarf with 27 children
It’s short, but it’s good.
What is the worst moment in a chicken’s life?
When she goes from rooster to donkey.
A tampon says to a condom:
“- Be careful, if you break down we both find ourselves unemployed! »
What is the difference between men and snow?
None, we don’t know how many centimeters we will have and how long it will last.
Love is like cards:
If you are alone it is better to have a good hand.
Two men are talking on a bench:
“What would you do if today was the last day before the end of the world?
– I’ll fuck anything that moves, and you?
– Well then I wouldn’t move…”
What do math and sex have in common?
The more unknowns, the hotter it is.
Two women discuss:
– “Do you smoke after sex? »
– “I don’t know, I never looked. »
I have a joke about La Fistinière…
…but it is not ready
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