We’ve all asked ourselves stupid questions but which could almost be relevant, if we think carefully. Bits of life with lots of “whys” and “hows”. Of course, we won’t necessarily be further along at the end of this top, but for a few minutes, we will have faced the terrifying world of unanswered questions. It’s worse than a French horror film…
Why does falling toast always land on the side where the jam is?
Why do 24-hour stores have locks?
Is the little light in the fridge really turned off when you close the door?
Why does the 3 C rule work: a Cig + a Coffee = want to Poop?
Why is it always me who has red eyes in photos?
Who was there first: the egg or the chicken?
Why is it that, in films set in NY, the manholes smoke all the time, while in Melun they do nothing?
Why don’t they make mouse flavored cat food?
Why do hard cookies turn soft and vice versa?
Why do we find toilet paper scented with vanilla and not chocolate?
Why don’t we make planes with the same material we use to make black boxes?
Why are people who love each other always a bit the same?
To be or not to be?
Why is “separate” written as one word, while “all together” is written as two separate words?
Why did Japanese suicide bombers wear helmets?
If a word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary, how can we find out?
When the man discovered that the cow was giving milk, what exactly was he trying to do at that moment? Same for eggs.
When it’s cat food, “with better and improved tastes”, who has tried it?
Do we need to be patient to kill time?
Why do superheroes wear tights and judges wear dresses?
Why is the word “short” longer than the word “long”?
What is the synonym of synonym ?
Why do you have to click start to turn off the computer?
What was Captain Hook’s name before he lost his hand?
The guy who tried oysters for the first time, at what point did he think he was going to open something that looked like a rock and then eat the slimy stuff inside?
Then there are also questions to ask Google. And there are answers.
