At Topito we like to tell jokes. But sometimes (often) we want to push humor a little further to its limits. Sometimes it makes for stupid jokes, sometimes it makes for really trashy jokes that are still fun. Be careful, if you are fragile, cook yourself an egg. Or have we told you that we like jokes?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return?
A dead cat.
What does a blind man say when someone gives him sandpaper?
“It’s written very small. »
Why does the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
What’s worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in two trash cans.
How can you remove chewing gum from your hair?
The cancer.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympic Games?
To walk.
What part of the vegetable does not go into the blender?
The wheelchair.
How do you recognize a letter sent by a leper?
The tongue is stuck to the stamp.
What to do when you find an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?
Add detergent and throw your dirty laundry in.
How to take a baby out of a blender?
With a straw.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
How do you recognize a crushed cat?
It is one centimeter wide.
What is the difference between a footballer, a handball player and a pedophile?
The footballer marks with his foot, the handball player marks with his hand, and the pedophile Marc Dutroux.
Can you take a bath when you have diarrhea?
Yes if you have enough.
How does a blind skydiver know he’s going to hit the ground?
There is slack in the dog’s leash.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
When my computer crashes, it pisses me off.
What is green and smells?
A dead scout deep in the woods.
What is the official vegetable of Germany?
Michael Schumacher.
Why do myopaths never drive a car?
Because they never reach driving age.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
– Mom, mom, I don’t want to sleep with my little brother anymore.
– Shut up ! I already told you we didn’t have enough money to bury him.
Why does a Chinese child never believe in Santa Claus?
Because he was the one who made the toys
– Mom, mom, dad hanged himself in the garden!
– April Fool ! he hanged himself in the attic!
What is the worst combination of diseases?
– Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You run, but you no longer know where….
How do the children of Chernobyl count to 33?
– On their fingers.
It’s the story of a guy who walks into a bar
– I would like 2 beers please
– pressure?
– no, alcoholism
A little girl talks with her mother
“-Mom, could I have a dog for Christmas?
– No, you will have turkey like everyone else. »
It’s the story of a zoophile who walks into a bar.
I have a joke about Claude François…
…but I think you know
I have a joke about Véronique Courjault…
…but I’m afraid she’ll give a chill
I have a joke about little Grégory…
…but it will fall into the water
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