Christmas is a beautiful time: the mif, the little Christmas trees, the crazy Christmas movies, too much food, the gifts, especially the gifts, the gifts really… In short, enough to spend some nice moments. But never as fun as if you launch a super hard riddles session which will allow you to occupy the children who are making the whole table drunk and to silence anyone starting a borderline type debate in which no one really wants to participate. In reality, we don’t need Santa Claus to have fun, all you need is a few (or almost) funny jokes.
Why does Santa Claus have a white beard?
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Answer: so as not to be confused with Little Red Riding Hood.
In what year do Christmas and New Year’s Day fall in the same year?
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Answer: every year, every year, there is a January 1st and a December 25th.
My first is the opposite of cold.
My second is at the top of a shirt or coat.
My third comes first in the alphabet.
My everything is often given at Christmas.
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Answer: chocolates (Chaud – Col – A).
Why is Santa Claus a karate broom?
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Answer: Because he has a black belt.
Why does Santa Claus wear black suspenders?
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Answer: To wear your pants, let’s see.
My first is a device that rings in the morning.
My second is a personal pronoun often equivalent to “we”.
My everything is the name given to Christmas Eve.
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Answer: New Year’s Eve (Réveil – On).
When winter comes, I have almost no leaves left. However, I am not a tree. Who am I ?
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Answer: an ephemeris calendar.
What show will the squirrels see at Christmas?
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Answer: The Nutcracker.
White as snow, I was born in water. But I go back, I disappear immediately. Who am I ?
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Answer: salt.
Santa Claus leaves for his tour with 6 reindeer. Each reindeer carries 3 elves on their back and 2 fireflies on their horns. Each elf carries 3 bags which each contain 10 gifts. How many living beings go on the gift tour?
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Answer: There are 37 living things in total. 1 Santa, 6 reindeer, 18 elves and 12 fireflies
My first is a consonant.
My second is a musical note.
My everything is offered at Christmas.
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Answer: a gift (K – Do).
My first is between ground and if.
My second covers our entire body.
The birds are building my third for their young.
You will find Santa right in the heart of my everything.
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Answer: in Lapland (The – Skin – Nest).
Mr. and Mrs. Relande have a son. What’s his name ?
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Answer: Guy (garland).
In December, all the children put me in a yellow box. Who am I ?
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Answer: The letter from Santa Claus.
My first is a synonym for “piece”.
My second is a consonant.
My everything lights up at Christmas.
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Answer: a candle (Bout – J).
What is the hardest cake in the world?
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Answer: the Yule log.
What do you call a cat that fell into a can of paint on Christmas Day?
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Answer: A painted Christmas cat.
My first allows you to locate a cinema scene.
My second is the first letter of the alphabet.
My third cuts wood.
My fourth is a 3rd person singular personal pronoun.
My everything beautifies the house at Christmas.
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Answer: a decoration (decor – a saw – on)
Mr and Mrs Duciel have 5 children, what are their names?
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Answer: Betty Baba Noel Candide and Sandra Duciel (little Santa Claus when he comes down from heaven).
My first is often traced with a pencil and a ruler.
My second means no in English.
My everything carries Santa Claus.
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Answer: a sleigh (Trait -No).
From the sky I fall. In the air, I flutter. In milk, sometimes I float. Who am I ?
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Answer: the flake (snow, oats).
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms?
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Answer: Santa Claus and his eight reindeer.
My first is a feminine possessive.
My second is eaten at every meal.
My everything is one of the symbols of Christmas that children enjoy decorating.
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Answer: a fir tree (Sa – Pain).
My first one is thrown when you play horses.
My second is circulating in your veins.
You make my third when it’s cold.
It was during my summer that Christmas took place.
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Answer: December (Dice – Blood – Brrrrr).
How do you fit 2 Santas into a refrigerator?
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Answer: Impossible, there is only one Santa Claus.
My first is a plant that we often pick at Christmas.
My second is a prefix which indicates repetition.
My third means country in English.
My whole thing is decorating Christmas trees.
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Answer: a garland (Gui – Re – Land).
What do turkeys dream about at Christmas?
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Answer: Celebrate the New Year.
What does a Christmas tree say that arrives late on New Year’s Eve?
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Answer: I’m going to get teased again…
During his tour, Santa Claus was taken prisoner by bandits who gave him the choice of his torture:
– Being deprived of food for a month.
– Being immediately devoured by a brown bear.
– Having your feet licked by reindeer for 12 hours.
– Being tied to a burning Christmas tree.
What will he have to choose to get out of this?
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Answer: Being eaten by a bear because at this time of year the bears are hibernating and therefore won’t come out to eat it.
A leprechaun looks at a portrait and says, “I have no brothers or sisters, but this man’s father is my father’s son.” » Whose portrait is the elf looking at?
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Answer: He is the son of the leprechaun.. My father’s son = me, therefore: “The father of this man
is me”, therefore: “This man is my son”.
What is red, green and white?
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Answer: an elf who got sunburned.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
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Answer: because it’s December.
My first is a vowel.
My second is a color.
My everything is a season.
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Answer: winter (I – Green).
What’s the height of a snowman?
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Answer: make yourself a carrot.
Why does Santa Claus laugh all the time?
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Answer: Because he is not the one paying for the gifts.
